Embattled EMPD Deputy Chief Julius Mkhwanazi must be left to be the giga chad he was meant to be.
Let us establish a fundamental, scientific law of the universe before we begin: men are creatures of pure, uninterrupted logic.
Men are rational. Men plan. Men build empires, optimise logistics, and execute high-efficiency municipal operations. Left to our own devices, a man will sit quietly in his garage, organise his socket wrenches by millimetre, adjust the idle on his bakkie, and live in absolute, stoic peace.
So why is human history littered with the burning ruins of legendary men?
Simple. Female operational interference.
