Absolutely nobody — not Democrats, nor Trump’s allies, journalists or even Canadians — walked away with anything useful from the president’s nonsense order signing on Thursday, writes John Bowden

Trump threatened the renaming earlier this week amid a deepening trade war with Canada.

President Donald Trump signed an executive order that he said will "immediately" change the name of Lake Ontario to "Lake America."

President Donald Trump signed an executive order renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America as relations with Canada deteriorate.

Trump’s order has no effect outside the United States