Where was Andy Burnham? In a few days he will become our unelected prime minister but again there was no sight of him in the Commons for PMQs.

Andy Burnham is set to become UK Prime Minister in three weeks. Burnham to win the Greater Manchester Mayoral Election at 0.4% YES.

What are Andy Burnham's people hoping to hide? Reporters at his speech were not permitted to ask questions. But at least they were admitted to the venue. Your sketch writer was…