Asus just announced the OLED Xbox Ally X of my dreams

Asus Just Gave the Xbox Ally X a Huge Screen Upgrade—but There’s a Catch

Asus introduces ROG Xbox Ally X20 with larger 7.4-inch OLED display (1400 nits, up from 500) and GuliKit anti-drift joysticks; same AMD Ryzen AI Z2 Extreme processor inside. Device available exclusively bundled with Xreal R1 AR glasses ($850 add-on)—a forced pairing that significantly increases customer cost of entry relative to the standalone $1,000 original.