In the 17 days since the Sussexes returned, there has been a stern edict from Kind Charles, in which he said his younger son and daughter-in-law were not to be treated as working royals.
Harry and Meghan have been back in the UK for only two short weeks and already events have descended into pure, throbbing farce.
The only thing more farcical would be if the actor Brian Rix ran on from stage right in his underpants, clutching a sceptre and a jar of As Ever honey while shouting: ‘Anyone here want to thrive not just survive?’
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