By
Kathleen Walsh,
an evening blogger, writing about news, pop culture, and politics.
She is also a contributor to Vulture, and her writing has appeared in Glamour, Cosmopolitan, The Independent, InStyle, and more.
What kind of Faustian bargain does one have to make, exactly, to become Martha Stewart? There is really no one who is better at living life. Exhibit A: Stewart’s Instagram post on Tuesday, the day after her 85th birthday, which showed the lifestyle guru lounging sexily in an enormous hot tub that she says she’ll be using every day for the time being. The dream!
