If your ex-partner opts for tuning-fork therapy, you’re probably on different wavelengths, advises Modern Guru.July 18, 2026 — 7:00amQ: My partner broke up with me. I suggested couples counselling. She said she has her own supports in place: tuning-fork therapy, numerology and rebirthing. Friends are asking why we’re not attending counselling. Can I tell them about the tuning forks? V.D., Burwood, VIC Photo: Illustration by Simon LetchA: Tuning-fork therapy is new to me. I looked into it and, apparently, it’s a healing technique that uses vibrating tuning forks to relieve emotional trauma. This may work, except the best way to make a tuning fork vibrate is to whack it really hard on your knee, so, after several sessions, you might be emotionally healed, but you’ll be limping to an orthopaedic surgeon to get a kneecap reconstruction.Anyway, I’ll start by saying that I’m really sorry to hear that your partner broke up with you, and I can sense you’re hoping to get back together again – but because you suggested trying couples counselling with a trained professional while she’s choosing to absorb the vibrations of a pronged fork, interpret occult number patterns and recreate her own birth by pretending a backyard hot tub is her mother’s birth canal, I wonder if maybe, just maybe, the two of you weren’t the most ideal match to begin with.Danny Katz is a columnist for The Age and The Sydney Morning Herald. He writes the Modern Guru column in the Good Weekend magazine. He is also the author of the books Spit the Dummy, Dork Geek Jew and the Little Lunch series for kids.From our partners