Two weeks ago one of my outdoor cats bit me. She's fine — healthy, pregnant, and deeply offended that I picked her up, but she needed flea medicine and I needed to confirm the pregnancy. (If anyone wants a kitten, I know a grumpy lady who has some.) My pinky swelled up, and typing went from "mildly error-prone" to "not happening."
So I dictated this post. If you've ever looked at raw voice transcription, you know what that produces: one giant unpunctuated block with half the words wrong. My transcript literally claims "AI needed to put flea medicine on her." It was me. That's the kind of thing the AI is cleaning up. The ideas are mine. The argument is mine. The punctuation and clarification belongs to the machine, because the machine is better at punctuation than a transcript is.
By the rules of the current discourse, you're now supposed to stop reading.
That's the game, right? "Not reading this if it's AI-generated." "It has em dashes — slop." Let's deal with the em dash first, since it's apparently forensic evidence now. You can type one. Shift-Option-hyphen on a Mac. Windows-Shift-hypen on Windows. Writers were littering pages with them for a century before the first transformer shipped. Its little brother the en dash is everywhere too, and nobody has ever accused an en dash of being a robot. The em dash gets singled out for exactly one reason: it's a fast, cheap way to judge a piece of writing without engaging with a single idea in it. Zero effort, instant superiority. Remember that phrase — zero effort. It's coming back.
