It’s the punctuation that can make you seem warmer and more agreeable – but also much more compliant and lacking in analytical thinking

Name: Exclamation marks!

Age: Nearly 700 years old!

Appearance: A damning indictment of society’s gender roles!!

Are you going to do that after every sentence? I’m already exhausted. I am! Because otherwise you might not be able to see how excited I am to talk to you! And then you might start hating me!!