Release the files!

This has been going on long enough, and it’s high time that the powerful were held accountable for their lies. The conspiracy must be exposed, and the truth needs to be given to the people.

The Trump administration may have declassified more than 160 military archive files related to UFOs (or UAPs - “Unidentified Anomalous Phenomenon”) three weeks ago, but releasing some grainy surveillance videos as a means of distraction is not what the public demand. Much as you try to bury it, the truth is out there, and Fox Mulder’s quest remains prescient to this day.

Sorry, which files were you thinking about?

As disappointing as the recent US file dump was, it did conveniently coincide with the marketing buzz surrounding Steven Spielberg’s newest film, in which The Beard revisits his passion for interstellar visitors. The hype surrounding Disclosure Day even led some eager fans to speculate that it might be a stealth sequel to the director’s classic 1977 film Close Encounters Of The Third Kind.