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ON CALL Buckle in, dear readers, for an extreme installment of On Call, The Register's reader-contributed Friday column in which we share your stories of superlative tech support scenarios.This week, meet a reader we'll Regomize as "Solomon" who

sent a story from his time working for a county sheriff's office."I usually arrived early in the morning to get my daily

stuff done before the phone calls started," Solomon told On Call. "One morning