A couple from the UK have been fined and expelled for taking a dip in the world heritage site. But they’re not the only ones upsetting the locals

Name: Venice tourists.

Age: They have been turning up since the mid-18th century.

Appearance: A blot on an otherwise beautiful landscape.

Surely they’re just there to have a good time? Increasingly, they seem to be hellbent on having too good a time.