A new survey has found that more than a quarter of adults under 35 commit the sin of dilution to keep their pint cool. Is this alarming new trend here to stay?

Name: Icy beer.

Age: Niche for a while, now horribly mainstream.

Appearance: There’s no way to sugarcoat this, it’s beer with ice cubes in it.

I see we’re talking about psychopaths today. If by psychopaths you mean 28% of all 18-35-year-olds, then yes.