Jesse Watters is the best little boy in all of MAGA because he loves his macho-man daddy president more than anyone else.

On Monday’s episode of Fox News’ “The Five,” Watters managed to kiss President Donald Trump’s butt in the creepiest way possible when he likened the president’s strengths to those of a father.

Watters’ disturbing remarks were prompted by a video Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-Calif.) posted to social media over the weekend that showed the lawmaker lifting weights in the gym. While Swalwell worked out, he criticized Republicans for putting Congress on five-week summer recess a day early — a move many Democrats believe was pulled to avoid a House vote on releasing the Jeffrey Epstein files.

“I should be working right now,” the representative said while lifting what appeared to be 135 pounds. “I should be at the Capitol. I should be in a suit. Instead, Republicans sent us home because they would rather stand up for Donald Trump than release the Epstein files and stand up for victims.”

Instead of rebuking Swalwell’s implication that the Republican-led Congress went into recess early in the hopes that the Epstein outcry would die down while they were away, Watters decided to jingle his keys and distract from what Swalwell was saying by attacking his masculinity.