Alphabet and Tesla report Q2 2026 earnings July 22, kicking off the Magnificent Seven cycle with 28% expected EPS growth and major implications for crypto.

Tesla's 11,509 BTC treasury and Alphabet's $80 billion AI raise make this week's Q2 2026 earnings pivotal for Bitcoin and AI token markets.

It’s midsummer, but now is not the time to be on the beach. This week, we’ve got Alphabet, Google’s parent, and Tesla reporting second-quarter earnings, and the week after, we’ll…