On what was the hottest day in Britain since records began in 1066, council jobsworths have been ordering homeowners to rip out air conditioning to - wait for it - combat global warming.

Temperatures in the UK this week are expected to break records, but voters there prefer adding to the problem.

No air conditioning to make the summer comfortable – just cover your windows with bits of cardboard, pretend it’s the Blitz.

On what was the hottest day in Britain since records began in 1066, council jobsworths have been ordering homeowners to rip out air conditioning to - wait for it - combat global…