I built an agent last year, and I was proud of it.
It had a planner. It had tools. It had a reasoning loop that decided what to do next, reflected on its own output, and chained steps together to get real work done. In the demo, it was genuinely impressive — the kind of thing that makes a room go "ooh."
Then it went to production, and it was slow, expensive, and failed in ways I couldn't reproduce. Same input on Tuesday, different behavior on Wednesday. When it broke, the cause was three "autonomous decisions" upstream that I didn't control and couldn't see.
So I did the unglamorous thing: I rewrote it as a boring, linear pipeline. Fixed steps. No reasoning loop. And it was better on every axis that mattered — faster, cheaper, testable, debuggable.
Then I looked at the logs from the old "agent" and felt slightly sick. It did the same three steps every single time. Extract, transform, respond. Every run. It never once used its precious autonomy to do anything different. I had built a for-loop, given it a system prompt, and called it an agent.
