You know Governor Eno is a pastor, so he must know very well the story of how Jesus Christ fed the multitude with five loaves and aghhhhh, I cannot remember how many fish ooo.

To think that I was once a Sunday school teacher, I cannot believe it.

Anyways, that is how Governor Eno performed what is called a remix. He took the biblical story and added Remi Tinubu’s advice on the akara and came out with a classic.

He said he used to sell bread and akara on the road to Mobil in Eket and.. Wait for it, used to make N10m monthly. Ohh my God! As if that wasn’t enough, he added spice to the gist – when the business was booming, he added coffee.

Coffee ooo, not palm wine or ‘ufofop’ which is the Ibibio word for gin or spirits that is the favourite of people in that and from that area.