Last summer, after a few libations & some googling, I learned that "fastest time to assemble Mr. Potato Head blindfolded" is, for reasons I still don't fully understand, a world record.

Now I'm the Guinness World Record Holder pic.twitter.com/T05X535lBj— Conor Shea (@curlyshea) August 11, 2026

Aug. 13 (UPI) -- A Kentucky man donned a blindfold and assembled a Mr. Potato Head toy with a record-breaking time of 7.92 seconds.

Conor Shea broke the record for the fastest time to assemble Mr. Potato Head (blindfolded), a record previously held by German serial record-breaker Andre Ortolf, who achieved the feat in 12.11 seconds.

"Last summer, after a few libations & some googling, I learned that 'fastest time to assemble Mr. Potato Head blindfolded' is, for reasons I still don't fully understand, a world record," Shea wrote on social media. "Now I'm the Guinness World Record Holder."