“And do you, Cristiano Ronaldo, take Georgina Rodriguez to be your lawfully wedded wife?”

“Siuuu.”

Now, be honest, you cannot guarantee that will not happen this weekend, when Ronaldo is set to marry fiancee Rodriguez.

The wedding is reportedly taking place on Saturday in Madeira, the island where Ronaldo grew up before becoming a goal-obsessed Ballon d’Or-winning superstar billionaire.

So pray tell, how did Ronaldo and Rodriguez meet? And who are the other cast members of the Ronaldo show?