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My nightly backup has a verify step. It restores the fresh dump into a throwaway postgres container and runs sanity queries — because a backup you never restored is a hope, not a backup.
One week it started flapping. postgres did not become ready. That was the whole error. The dump itself succeeded. The storage tarball succeeded. Only the gate failed — the step whose entire job is to tell me the backup is real.
Then one morning the box stopped answering SSH.
The innocent suspect






