Jim Cramer, the famously volatile CNBC host, announced on a live broadcast of Mad Money that he intends to sell every last satoshi of his Bitcoin holdings. His reasoning: quantum computing is coming to eat Bitcoin’s lunch within three years, and everyone should be “paranoid” about it.

The crypto community’s immediate response was, predictably, to start buying.

The quantum panic play

Cramer’s three-year timeline is aggressive, to put it diplomatically. Bitcoin’s developer community has been discussing quantum-resistant upgrades for years, and the broader cryptography field is actively developing post-quantum standards that could be integrated into Bitcoin’s protocol well before any real threat materializes.

The inverse Cramer effect, explained