The FIFA World Cup Final Halftime Show provided an answer to the burning question of how you fit Madonna, BTS, Justin Bieber, Shakira, Gustavo Dudamel, Chris Martin and the Muppets into a single 11-minute segment: as fleetingly as possible.
Although there were reports that the halftime extravaganza would be allowed to go over the allotted 11 minutes, it indeed came in at just a few seconds over that mark, which meant that none of the superstars involved got more than about two minutes of time on the field… or mostly off it, in the case of Madonna.
The segment opened with an apparently pre-taped segment in which Madonna and passengers Ronaldinho and Ronaldowere carried along on a jeep through tunnels, apparently in the bowels of New York New Jersey Stadium — a journey that lasted long enough that it seemed in doubt whether she would ever make an appearance out on the field. She did, but by that time, her performance of “Music” was over, so all that was left to do in sight of the live fans was strike a pose before the action moved on to Dudamel and the Muppets.
The transition at the two-minute mark found the outgoing LA Phil conductor leading string sections from New York and Venezuela in supporting a Muppet band’s rendition of the White Stripes’ “Seven Nation Army.” The next minute was given over to leaving viewers wondering why puppets rather than Jack White himself were squeezed into the mega-medley to deliver the biggest riff in rock or sportsdom, before BTS took over at the three-minute point.
