By

Kathleen Walsh,

an evening blogger, writing about news, pop culture, and politics.

She is also a contributor to Vulture, and her writing has appeared in Glamour, Cosmopolitan, The Independent, InStyle, and more.

Just when you thought celebrity wedding season was over, Matty Healy and Gabbriette got married on Saturday at Madonna’s old house in Los Angeles. (Because where else?) Healy, as you’re probably aware, is the frontman of The 1975 as well as the most recent ex-boyfriend of the world’s most famous newlywed, Taylor Swift. While Gabbriette is a model and Charli xcx bestie with her own shoutout in “360.” Unsurprisingly, their nuptials were absolutely nothing like the Swift and Travis Kelce Madison Square Garden Fourth of July Spectacular.