28 YO comedian Marcello Hernandez calls out Bill Belichick and his 25 YO girlfriend Jordon Hudson at 2026 ESPY Awards (Image via Getty: Marcello Hernandez, Jordon Hudson, and Bill Belichick​)A very low move. But yes, it was there.You land the opportunity as a Latin individual to host the most prestigious sports awards ceremony for the first time in 25 years. What do you do at the event?Roast! Roast! And roast some more!Marcello Hernandez did not leave anyone. From the NHL, the NBA, the WNBA, to the NFL.Our concern? NFL. Two shots. One at Bill Belichick and his girlfriend Jordon Hudson.And a second shot at Deion Sanders and his son Shedeur Sanders. Too low!Marcello Hernandez calls out Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson The 28-year-old stand-up comedian and actor Marcello Hernandez started his 2026 ESPY Awards’ opening monologue by taking a dig at Jake Paul, a professional boxer, who is also a prominent influencer and entrepreneur.“I also must say, it’s an honor to be here among so many incredible athletes and Jake Paul,” Hernandez said. “Jake, that’s just a joke. Don’t fight me.”Then Hernandez spoke about the 2026 NBA champions, the New York Knicks.He said the last time the team won their championship was in 1973. When Bill Belichick was the age his girlfriend, Jordon Hudson, is now.The legendary New England Patriots head coach [now former] was born on April 16, 1952. He was 21 years old in 1973. He is 74 years old now.Jordon Hudson, Belichick’s girlfriend and an American pageant contestant and former cheerleader, was born on April 3, 2001. She is 25 years old now.“The ESPYs are back in New York this year, and I want you to make some noise for your NBA champions, the New York Knicks, in the house,” Hernandez said.“Congratulations. They didn’t think you were going to do it, and you did it!The Knicks won their first championship since 1973. And to put it in perspective, how long ago that was, in 1973, hockey players didn’t wear helmets.Basketball had no three-point line. And in 1973, Bill Belichick was the age that his girlfriend [Jordon Hudson] is now.”Marcello Hernandez reportedly takes a brutal jab at Tiger Woods and WNBAAfter Belichick-Hudson’s very low jab, Hernandez took a dig at NHL players. And then came straight to NFL players.He congratulated Caleb Williams for his Madden 27 cover.And then took a dig at one of the greatest golf heroes, Tiger Woods, saying Woods would be the cover for Grand Theft Auto.“A lot of football players in the house tonight? I want to congratulate Caleb Williams,” Hernandez said.“The quarterback for the Chicago Bears, who will be on the cover of the new Madden video game. Congratulations to Caleb.And Tiger Woods will be on the cover of Grand Theft Auto. [brief pause] I love you, Tiger. I’m a big fan, man. It’s just, it was written so well.”After the NFL, Hernandez went to the WNBA. He spoke about how WNBA players would be making more money now.So much so that they’d have a reality show of their own, titled, Basketball Husbands. And Wives. But Mostly Wives.“I also wanna shoutout to the WNBA players for signing a new deal, and they’re now making more money than ever before,” Hernandez said.“It’s a lot of new money in the WNBA, man. Opening up the door for a new reality show, Basketball Husbands. And Wives. But Mostly Wives. Because…anyway.”Deion Sanders, Shedeur Sanders and nepotismAfter Tiger Woods and WNBA jabs, Hernandez spoke about nepotism.And mentioned NFL legend Deion Sanders and Cleveland Browns quarterback Shedeur Sanders.“A lot of young players have also hit the scene this year,” Hernandez said.“Bronny James, LeBron James’ son, is in the NBA now. Shedeur Sanders, Deion Sanders’ son, is in the NFL.And Jalen Brunson, Rick Brunson’s son, got to win an NBA championship with his dad as the coach.Which proves one thing, which is that nepotism, like most things, is way cooler when a Black guy does it.”