The Soho Waiters' Race is one of the capital's most gloriously kooky annual events. Here's our run-down of the most enjoyable race you're going to watch all year.
One of the capital's most gloriously kooky annual events. Image: Peter Clarke/Soho Society
Go on then, what's this all about? You know the London Marathon? Well this is absolutely nothing like that. The Soho Waiters' Race sees dozens of service staff dash around Soho while balancing sundry items on a tray. For the winner: eternal glory and a cash prize. For everyone else: smashed glass, shame and a stitch*.
What's the route? Competitors start outside the French House pub, up Dean Street, round Soho Square, down Greek Street, across Romilly Street and back across the finish line at the French — dodging startled tourists as they go.
What are the rules? You've got to be a waiter/waitress. You must complete the course brandishing a tray, a bottle of fizz, a glass and an ash tray. You can only hold the tray with one hand. You can steady items on the tray for no more than three paces. You must get all items over the finish line intact. You no longer have to wear a starched white jacket/bowtie — although the rules state you must look 'fantastic'. For some waiters this means going topless (see below).
