England’s round-of-16 World Cup match against Mexico kicks off at 1:00 a.m. BST on Monday, July 6. That timing has created an unlikely clash between football enthusiasm and school attendance policy, with England manager Thomas Tuchel encouraging parents to let kids stay up and Prime Minister Keir Starmer’s government firmly insisting that schools will open as normal.

The football drama, briefly

Tuchel made his pitch on July 1, suggesting parents could “write an excuse for school” if their kids stayed up to watch the match. The government treated it like a formal policy proposal anyway.

Education minister Jacqui Smith countered with the suggestion of a “disco nap” on Sunday evening so everyone would be “fresh as a daisy” on Monday. No bank holiday. No school closures. No exceptions.

England advanced through the group stage after beating DR Congo, and the Mexico fixture represents a knockout-round moment for the national team.