By now, we are all well aware of the absolute, unmitigated s**t show that is the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool.The Washington Post / The Washington Post via Getty ImagesThe radioactive lookin' algae!KEN CEDENO / AFP via Getty ImagesThe emergency hydrogen peroxide treatments!Anna Rose Layden / Getty ImagesThe two-tone color!Chip Somodevilla / Getty ImagesJust a complete and total (gross) mess.Anna Rose Layden / Getty ImagesNaturally, the president had thoughts about it all on Truth Social.Oliver Contreras / Getty ImagesHis theory? It was a hit job by vandals.Ken Cedeno / Getty ImagesSpecifically, he claimed people had "some form of knife or blade" and made a 250-foot-long gash. He also claimed "corrosive and destructive" chemicals were poured into the pool.In a follow-up post, he let us know he inspected it himself, saying, "I just inspected it, and could only say to myself, and those gathered around me, WOW, who would do such a thing? SICK, DERANGED PEOPLE!"He then capped it off by threatening a casual 10-year prison sentence "for the destruction."But forget the 10-year prison sentences, because the internet has discovered the guy who was actually hired to fix the pool in the first place.TONY DEJAK / ASSOCIATED PRESSAccording to the New York Times, a $1.7 million no bid contract was given to Greenwater Services to install a water-purification system. That company, Greenwater Services (yes GREENWATER Services) is owned by J.J. Cafaro, a Trump donor and Mar-a-Lago neighbor.TONY DEJAK / ASSOCIATED PRESSThis is him, in case you haven't picked up on it.TONY DEJAK / ASSOCIATED PRESSOh, and the Times also casually mentioned that back in 2001, Cafaro pleaded guilty to bribing former Democratic Representative James A. Traficant Jr.People online have dug up a photo of the poolman dressed as some sort of cartoon villain, and the reactions have been pretty hilarious. You can see the picture here, but in my opinion, if you've seen the picture I keep on posting, you'll probably get the same vibe (LOL).TONY DEJAK / ASSOCIATED PRESS“Hello, Central Casting? This guy you sent over for the incompetent no-bid pool guy… just too on-the-nose.”“This dude is incredible. Need a six part Netflix series on him.”https://x.com/TVietor08/status/2068000651234161009TVietor08/x.com“Pretty sure he was also the Undertaker’s manager in the WWE.”“disney villains are less cartoonish.”“The writers of the simulation need to tone it down a little.”“Sometimes reality beats the best attempts at creating cruel AI memes.”And lastly, “I wouldn’t even buy a used car from this guy . . .”RelatedSocial Mediareflecting pool