Somewhere right now a guy at a bar is making a stranger sign an NDA on a napkin. For an app idea. Just sit with that.

That napkin is going in a drawer. The drawer is a graveyard. Quick tour.

Exhibit A: bro we should open a bar

Two beers in, you're suddenly a hospitality mogul. Picking a name. Arguing about taco night. By the time the check comes, the bar is already dead. It died of "let's talk about this again soon," which never happens.

Exhibit B: bro we should start a band