The apocalypse will be a pain in the ass for any number of possible reasons. The giant robot dinosaurs! The constant 1950s music blaring from mysteriously functional radios! The possibility of ending up as livestock in a terrifying cannibal basement and wondering why you didn’t read The Road more closely. But clearly, the absolute worst part of it will be not having ChatGPT to tell you what to do anymore. How is one to live without a weird internet parrot whispering sweet nothings in one’s ear all day long?? Well, never fear, because one plucky inventor has already foreseen the disaster that an LLM-less post-apocalypse would present, and they’ve planned for exactly that eventuality. Behold: CrankGPT! From the name, you might think that this is just ChatGPT with a built-in suite of antivaxx prompts, but no! This is an LLM for a grid-less future: a self-contained, battery-less box that uses an old-style hand crank for power. The box contains a Raspberry Pi 5 with 8GB of RAM, an audio input/output card, and a 20W hand-cranked generator.
CrankGPT is the work of the two-person company SqueezLabs, whose website describes its remit as “making AI smaller, cheaper, and faster so you can run it anywhere.” Oh happy day! According to the device’s website, the generator connects to a capacitor board that the duo designed themselves; the board ensures that the voltage supplied to the Raspberry Pi remains steady. One interesting wrinkle is that “you can feel [the power load] through the crank: when LLM inference and speech synthesis run together, the crank gets a lot harder to turn.”
