“A self-indulgent weekend divergence from the usual Vektor memory business content. Consider what happens when you give a developer two days off, unlimited internet archive access, and too many ideas crammed into one article."
Writing this article began organically. Which is a funny thing to even have to say in 2026.
What does organic even mean now? I don't care, man; I just want to be free to express myself, man.
I did not write this on a mechanical typewriter.
I wrote it on a PC with my stubby index fingers running Windows software that, miraculously, does not blue screen every ten minutes anymore. It only took Microsoft thirty years to pull that off.
