Zorro returns when we need him most. Lars Eidinger gets heavy about Man of Tomorrow. Hope finally confirms itself to be a monster movie. The new Mystery Science Theater 3000 involves olive loaf. I think its time we blow this scene—get everybody and the stuff together. Okay, three, two, one: It’s Morning Spoilers! They Call Him Zorro Deadline reports Joe Begos (Christmas Bloody Christmas, Jimmy and Stiggs) is attached to direct a violent, potentially supernatural take on Zorro said to “draw on the original writings of Johnston McCulley, who first introduced Zorro in his 1919 novel The Curse of Capistrano, but through a horror lens.” The synopsis reads: “When Diego Vega is framed by a group of dirty city officials for a crime he didn’t commit, he escapes from prison and starts a relentless no-holds barred vengeance on corruption and crime in present day Los Angeles. The media quickly finds a name for the masked vigilante riding a black El Camino armed with chains, machetes, electric saws, and a sawed-off shotgun: Zorro.” Carry Me to My Grave Deadline also has word Francis Lawrence (The Long Walk, The Hunger Games) is attached to direct a film adaptation of Christopher Golden‘s upcoming supernatural horror novel, Carry Me to My Grave, at Lionsgate.