I’m not saying Dyson should weaponize its next camera-controlled AI air purifier, but the name does suit it.

Electric Mayhem:

Sounds neat, but I’ll wait for the next-gen refresh. I want my air purifier to not only be mobile, but equipped with an autonomous targeting laser weapon array that will detect and vaporize odor causing substances/items/pets/guests.

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