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Here are a few small things no one told me about wedding dress shopping. No one told me that most of it is by appointment only, and you have to pay for some of those appointments. No one told me that since many wedding dresses are made to order (which can take four to eight months) and then require additional alterations (another two to three months), I technically should have started looking for mine a full seven months before I got engaged. No one told me, and why would they have, that often salons have you stand on a platform to take in the mirror image of the dress you’ve tried on, and some stylists, maybe just the bad ones, will hold a dress open for you and make you both step into it and onto the platform at the same time, a perilous undertaking for both you and the dress. Oh, and the slop. Absolutely no one told me about wedding dress slop.
Wedding dress … slop?, you may be asking. What I mean by that is photos of wedding dresses that have either been designed or enhanced by A.I. I’m talking about all the dresses I’ve seen on Pinterest over the last few months that defy the laws of physics, the ones I’ve seen on Etsy set against suspiciously perfect ethereal garden backdrops, and the ones selling for $200 on strange websites I’ve never heard of and that I could swear I’ve seen elsewhere going for 10 times as much. If you’re shopping for a wedding dress in 2026, you’re almost guaranteed to encounter at least a little slop along the way. Getting engaged anytime soon? Prepare to start reverse-image-searching everything. Best-case scenario, even if you’re tempted by the very attractive prices, you’ll be smart enough to steer clear. Worst-case scenario, you fall for a slop dress.
