From Conan O’Brien roasting Timothée Chalamet to several winners getting political, here are the night’s best quotes
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On Timothée Chalamet’s ballet and opera snipes: “Security is extremely tight tonight. I’m told there’s concern about attacks from both the opera and ballet communities. You’re just mad you left out jazz!”
On AI: “I am Conan O’Brien, and I am honoured to be the last human host of the Academy Awards. Next year, it’s going to be a Waymo in a tux.”
