The conveniences of modern life such as Uber Eats and ChatGPT are robbing us of satisfaction – and worse still, infantilising us. But should we really go back to the basics?

Name: Friction-maxxing.

Age: Brand new.

Appearance: A lifetime of happy inconvenience.

Is this another example of something that already exists, but people think is new because someone rebranded it? Yes, obviously it is that.