“Late Show” host Stephen Colbert on Monday called President Donald Trump a “one-man hate march” for his response to this weekend’s massive nationwide “No Kings” protests.

Trump shared an AI-generated video of himself wearing a crown, flying a fighter jet, and dumping a load of fecal matter onto the protesters below.

“There it is: King Trump crapping on America,” Colbert said after showing the video. “Which is insane, though I will grant, factually accurate.”

But he couldn’t help but notice the very liquid texture of the presidential feces.

“Eat a vegetable, baby,” he advised the president. “Throw in a handful of flax seeds in your milkshake. You got a real problem.”