President Donald Trump’s love of surfaces (marble and stone in particular) may just have opened a new career path for him: detective-in-chief.
Trump announced that he had successfully solved a White House whodunit involving “limestone plus” that was recently installed in the Rose Garden in Truth Social post on Aug. 30.
“Three days ago, while admiring the stonework, I happened to notice a huge gash in the limestone that extended more than 25 yards long. It was deep and nasty!,” he wrote. “I started yelling, “Who did this, and I want to find out now!” — And I didn’t say this in a nice manner. I wondered, “Was it vandalism or, was it stupidity?”
But luckily for Trump, the White House, with its “finest security equipment anywhere” was able to identify the apparent culprits through video footage.
“They brought back the stupid people, with their boss watching (in sunglasses!),” wrote Trump.
