Prince Harry's charm offensive - mounted this summer via a toe-curling blokey podcast and some 'goat yoga' at a charity event - is most certainly over.

I'd be surprised if Prince Harry and Meghan have finished unpacking and already the nation is abuzz with speculation about everything from schools to houses to coffee-shop…

Late at night, I would sit in the glow of my laptop and type my abusive ex-partner's name into online death records, hoping to find him listed somewhere.

Prince Harry's charm offensive - mounted this summer via a toe-curling blokey podcast and some 'goat yoga' at a charity event - is most certainly over.