For most children, September marks the beginning of the school year, a time when pupils leave the house with new shoes, sharpened pencils and, perhaps, a little nervousness.

For most children, September marks the beginning of the school year, a time when pupils leave the house with new shoes, sharpened pencils and, perhaps, a little nervousness.

I am a far-Right extremist. That's according to my brother Charlie, who has been visiting us from New York and has drifted ever further to the left of the political spectrum since…