"There's stages to grief: it's denial, anger, spacing out, p*ssing yourself, forgetting what you were talking about, and then changing the subject completely."

"The president has zoomed through the first five stages of grief..."

"There's stages to grief: it's denial, anger, spacing out, p*ssing yourself, forgetting what you were talking about, and then changing the subject completely."

"He's a regular Pete Rose Garden."