Is the marriage of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce celebrity obsession or modern mythology? The self-described showgirl marrying the football captain is the story of America.

Love it or hate it, Taylor Swift’s wedding just officially became the biggest event of the Fourth of July weekend.

Where will she say “I do”? Which of her famous friends are invited? And will her beloved cats be involved? When it comes to the mastermind of Easter eggs and misdirection, you…