To celebrate his eightieth birthday—and the nation’s two-hundred-and-fiftieth—President Trump invited the country to watch U.F.C. fighters beat one another up.

President Trump celebrated his 80th birthday with a series of UFC fights on the White House’s South Lawn, because of course he did.

To celebrate his eightieth birthday—and the nation’s two-hundred-and-fiftieth—President Trump invited the country to watch U.F.C. fighters beat one another up.