I’m meeting with the shadow cabinet and feeling pretty upbeat. Last week I had a major reshuffle. Also, I’ve just seen the picture on the front of our conference brochure. And I look amazing!
“But I can’t see me,” says Angela Rayner, peering at it.
“We must be behind him, somewhere,” says David Lammy.
I’m amazed they don’t get it. It’s just my face. Like it was just Tony Blair’s face in 1997. It’s a hint about our direction.
“It better not be,” says Lisa Nandy.