I wrote a Python library. Then I watched people not use it.
Not because they disagreed with it — the thesis landed fine. The problem was the shape of the ask. Nobody says "I'd like a Catalog object." They say "my agent keeps showing the model tables this user isn't allowed to read, and I already have an agent." Between those two sentences sits an afternoon of wiring that nobody has budgeted.
So most of the work on schemagate since the first release has gone into surfaces that require importing nothing. Here are five, in the order of how little you have to change to use them.
1. The command line, which now answers
select used to print a table list. It felt like a demo of an idea rather than a thing that does work.






