So I just had a convo with a friend

and well, he's jobless, I'm on my way there, so here's a hitchhiker's guide to getting hired.

For starters, throw away your Resume as you know it. Nobody cares where you studied, how many years of experience you have, or all the personnel skills you developed. Simply put, those are the bare minimum.

The Hiring Funnel

Hiring is done in a multi-phase funnel.