Instinct, the AI startup that lets you text and call an assistant wired into your own apps, has raised $350 million at a $2.5 billion valuation. TechCrunch reported the round on 26 August 2026, and the number that stopped me wasn't the valuation.
It was this: the product is still in private beta, and the loudest public criticism is about app permissions. Investors priced that combination at $2.5 billion anyway. That tells you exactly what is being bought here, and it isn't a model.
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