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ARGUS is a data-catalog governance swarm. Specialist agents find missing descriptions, untagged sensitive columns, broken lineage assumptions, and other metadata defects. An Arbiter reviews each proposed repair before anything can be written.
That last reviewer is supposed to be the safety boundary. It must reject unsupported claims without blocking repairs that the evidence actually supports.
One live sweep exposed a failure that looked exactly like diligence.
The Arbiter rejected 86 of 112 proposals. Among the rejected repairs were classifications such as:






