I built a security scanner that checks if you are a dog

This is a submission for Weekend Challenge: Dog Days Edition

What I Built

I went looking for a dog in the GPU family tree. I found fish, dead physicists, and a bridge in Florence.

NVIDIA names its architectures after scientists — Tesla, Kepler, Hopper, Blackwell. AMD names its GPUs after fish: Sienna Cichlid, Navy Flounder, Hotpink Bonefish. Intel uses Italian bridges. There is exactly one dog in the entire lineage: Husky, the CPU cores in AMD's 2011 Llano APU. And because Llano was an APU, those Husky cores shared a die with an integrated Radeon — codenamed Sumo. The closest a dog has ever gotten to a GPU is sitting next to one, and even then the graphics half got named after a wrestler.

So I put one there myself.