In a bizarre move that apparently plays with progressives for reasons I don’t fully understand, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) announced (and livestreamed) news that she is freezing her eggs in order to have more control over her life and career. “Don’t be weird about it,” said the New York socialist. Of course, streaming any medical procedure, especially one relating to reproductive health, is strange. I have several buddies who have consulted surgeons about joining the seedless grapes club, and to the best of my knowledge, none of them ever tweeted about it, but to each their own. In more predictable news: Ocasio-Cortez is running for president. Why wouldn’t she? Former Vice President Kamala Harris is technically the front-runner for the 2028 Democratic nomination, but after her disastrous 2024 non-campaign and blowout loss to the man whom Democrats consider the Great Satan, voters will likely be clamoring for something new. Former South Bend, Indiana, Mayor Pete Buttigieg is in second place in some polls, but black people and Muslims, who make up a critical portion of the Democratic base, would never nominate the Indianan-turned Michigander for the obvious reason that everyone understands but nobody says out loud. Gov. Gavin Newsom (D-CA) not only oversaw the economic and societal destruction of the state of California, but he is also a rich white man, a no-go in leftist politics.